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The LFNT LP

by Bomb Tasty Yum-Yums

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My family figured they don't want me anymore So they dropped me off at the county fair. It's a good life! It's a good life! I ride the Tilt-A-Whirl all day. It's a good life! It's a good life! My master calls and I disobey. He never hits me. I fetch the paper and chase stray cats. Nothing like knowing where you're going! Round and around and around and down. It's a good life! It's a good life! I eat cotton candy all day. It's a good life! It's a good life! To lay in the sun and get nothing done.
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Who's obsessed with things that glow? Or things that rhyme? Well our backs are draped in lemon-lime. We've been waiting for the time Lovely, lovely, bump me, brush me Crush me, lushly, rushed and lusty My soul is dusty Shake it off, shake it off, light a bomb light a bomb Light that bomb Juno, Juno, ride me right to you-know-who And you-know-where That place we blared the radio in the 90's In my memories When there were good things on There were good things on in a lawnchair on the farm Where no one did me harm I would run away from home And fall asleep in the barn I was innocent! Innocent! Catching crickets in the swamp We were an elephant! Consider it! With an 8-track and a disco ball It's been desolate! Desolate! Since them damn tornados come It was all so much easier once. I was innocent! Innocent! Rolling joints in the garage You were peppermint! Peppermint! You're the blue in my blood. You were peppermint! Peppermint! To be sixteen and in love! It was all so much easier Before I knew what love was. Lovely, lovely, bump me, brush me Crush me, lushly, rushed and lusty My soul is dusty Shake it off, shake it off, light a bomb light a bomb Light that bomb! Here we go now, here we go now Seven circus elephants in a row Cracking our tusks on the way My friends break my stupid heart every day.
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Galapagos 02:27
...But now we're off to great adventures! We crash off the coast of the Galapagos We built a raft for the flood Now we'll make a cottage from the mud The rain bows. Show me how to have fun! Show me how to bow! Teach me not to glare when I stare into the sun! Tell me why I'm blind every time I dive Or why the turtles have to swim me home Can I do nothing on my own?!? I tell you, it's maddening! Even the rain bows! It's maddening! Show me how! It's maddening! Even the rain bows! Show me how! It's maddening! All the fig trees lift your arms! All the clouds come down! Should you wake with daybreak, If you should miss those friendly sounds, Just ask for the clouds to come down.
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I guess we're all grown up now My feet seem six feet away When I'm standing around Should I wear my suit? Put on my best tie? The one with yellow stripes To match your dandelion eyes The grass looks so green today! So freakishly, freakishly green today! The colors, they come this way To confuse you while you're away On some mission, or goin' fishin' We're all just doing what we're doing, is what I say. Anything we want! Anything we want! I guess we're all grown up now I did it by myself, no one told me how! Look at me now! We've learned how to blow things up But we're still learning how to love! We can do it! You can do it too! Just laugh at me and I'll laugh at you!
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Wolf Baby 01:20
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I miss my mother's tomato garden Smoking cloves and dancing with the gremlins and gnomes They were real, if you don't believe They spoke with the horses and sword fought with trees Singing a strange little song It went, it went....um.... It went like, "All the animals have souls And we are funny little animals!"
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Mostly I sing alone, but once in a while I sing along I'm careful because my voice always crumbles And it comes out all wrong But I mean it! (Lions, tigers, wolves and hogs) And I love it! (Guinea pigs and prairie dogs) And you'll have to kill me to stop me (All of them are at the show) But sometimes you gotta know When to let your friends sing the song. (Tell me mama, can I go?)
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It all started innocently enough Saved up some money, packed all my stuff Gonna see the world, at least that's what I thought Said 'goodbye baby' and a plane ticket was bought Spent the night in a...motel It was all right because the roof never fell Stash your gold above the bathroom mirror I'll be back for you some day next year But I left my heart in Campo Should've visited my uncle in Reno But I left my heart in Campo And I'm afraid to go back Dogs were fussing, dogs were fighting We were scared because we couldn't see at night We high-tailed it right out of there And prayed to God there'd be no bears Met a lovely pitbull Took a look at my heart, look at my soul I see that it's already gone ....Something...something...I dunno So we ran from the dogs and we ran from the Lord And we ran from the devil too We went up the mountain Looking for the fountain of youth But all I did find was a girl with a rocky behind And a busted leg She said "My friend went for water, it's getting hot, hotter, can you please spare a quart or two?" I said "I'd like to missy, now don't get pissy But we left our packs down the road. If you wait here awhile and gave me a smile I'd be happy to help you out." So we went for our packs and when we got back She was nowhere to be found Men came from the sky and I swore I must be high But I ain't had a drop in weeks. ...Storytime! But I left my heart in Campo Should've visited my uncle in Reno But I left my heart in Campo And I'm afraid to go back
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Little lamb, run Show me how to have fun Show me how Little lamb, run Show me how to ba-baa-bow Display me pretty star beams Riding winged things in my dreams The roaring lion sat down by a tree He roared aloud and aloud roared he, "If only someone would pass this way I would have a good dinner, I would, this day." Little Miss Sweet had an armful of wheat And was trotting along quite gay The lambs made her laugh But she cried when the calf Stole her bundle of wheat away.
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She asks, "Where do you see yourself five years from now? On an island or a farm? With or without a credit card?" "Where do you sleep when the rain pours down? In a cardboard box by the freeway? Or in a collapsing house with a floor made of hearts?" Should we still be friends For the sake of being friends? Is that your new chant? Is that what you believe?? Well I hope that's not all you think you are to me. Is that what you believe?? She asks me to forget almost getting killed By icicles under that bridge in the glorious Illinois wind Forget the sequins! The sequins! Exploding as she wept The way we wept into each others' hands Like lost little kids Four months before she even left. She asks me not to mention it again. She asks me not to mention it, so I won't mention it. She asks me not to mention it again. She asks me not to mention it, so I won't mention it. But elephants never forget. For Michelle.
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Old-fashioned evil is a woman with a raised brow It's being in bed with someone who's not quite sure how Old-fashioned evil is taking off your ring Before an introduction. The flying birds were wrong to doubt us The flying birds, what are they without us? The flying birds are right to fear us. Those with wings, they won't come near us. So I was just waiting for my father to come back And show me how it's done. Erstwhile, we assumed a stag astride a lake Couldn't wait any longer for him to come back. So instead, I am the one who comes back. Old-fashioned evil is growing up without a brother Or a sister It's cursing in front of your homely mother But new-age evil is digital pornography Nuclear holocaustry The promise of another ice-age And children sold to pay the cost of coffee. The flying birds were blessed without us In spite of, because of your lude attachments. I'm dreaming tin-wrought birds With feathers hewn like blades. Erstwhile, the flying birds rent this world for plunder. I hope to get my wings While there's still some sky left...
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This is such a scary time, but I am not afraid. I have been waiting for this moment my entire life! So say your prayers or say your vows Or stand outside our burning house I'll be sad to see it go But I'll be glad to see it go You see, our house is not a home. Regardless, something came to me I belong among the trees Always looking up and not knowing where to go Down here below The things that glow, like stars and brides The hardwood floors in the candlelight The glittermoths and the fireflies The sadness in my mother's eyes Looking at you and knowing you will die I am not afraid! Sing to the Lord! Say your spring vows! Be a good dog and run along now! I'm sad they let me go but I'm glad they let me go. You see, there's nothing like the feeling Of being called home.
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Holiday 01:46
A little bird I met in the woods Told me he'd tell me a secret If I promised I could keep it. I promised that I would, I promised that I could. He told me the forest was on holiday And I am so fortunate to have shown up today! "The great bear and the lioness were preparing to be wed by letting loose their cubs upon the land To strip the bones of the dead!" He explained to me. "This will happen at daybreak." I ask him if he's joking. I heard those wedding bells a mile away.

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released May 1, 2006

All songs written by Nathan Photos, except "Left My Heart in Campo" written by Stephen Takacs.

Lyrics to "The Flying Birds (Part Two)" written by Thomas Baltzer.

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