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Vohaul's Revenge

by Bomb Tasty Yum-Yums

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1.
Crashed-ish 00:54
“…Roger Wilco, This is Yum-Yum Number One. Yyyeeeeaahhh, I kinda crashed-ish On a jungle planet And I don't know know where I am. Could you please come and get me? I'm really sorry. It won't happen again.”
2.
Level 01 03:39
Go! Go! Go! Don't anybody try to be a hero. There are no mega men. There are no bionic commandos. There is only me and you. There is only me and you. There is no cure For the 21st century blues. The countdown begins. We're counting backwards to zero The world is ending. Can't you tell the world is ending? I can feel it in my bones. I can feel it in my blues. You are breathing into me And I am breathing into you. This is Level One. The game has just begun. This is Level One. Get your heart container and your gun. This is Level One. Everybody is playing a game And this is Level One. Is everybody having fun? I told you this world is ending. Everybody run. Planes are falling from the sky. There is a rumbling Underneath the street! There is a rumbling above the sky! When I say everybody, I mean everybody Everybody gonna die! There is a beating of wings! There is a coming of Kings! There is another ocean Where the angel sings! There is a stomping of a thousand feet There is a haunted place Where only strangers meet There is a dragon keeping me From looking you in the eye. All the doomsayers say hooray! Tomorrow will be Judgement Day. Everything you love is gonna go away. Black holes will open up I said black holes will open up! Everything you have Is something that He made And He can take it He can take it Take it take it take it take it away. So collect your gold coins And get your extra lives! Leave your SUV's and your trophy wives! Kiss your friends goodbye And set the controls For the heart of the sun! We will pay for what this world has become. THIS IS LEVEL ONE.
3.
She's coming straight out my PC She's bringing out the beast in me She's my bonafide electro-light Cell phone supplying alien queen She's got the best graphx u can fit on an 8-inch screen She got the sexiest tentacles your eyes have ever seen She's got a doomsday pulse ray with a neon green beam She's got fiber-optic plates where her thighs should be She's my automatic anti-static Plutonium ice cream wet dream There is a reason for all of this. What did you color me? Who set the beast free? What is this orange light that's pouring out of me? There is a virus that lives inside us And it wants to eat you out of me. She hands me a keycard and a crystal shard And tells me if I want to live to see the morning I'd better fight off all her demons while she sleeps. I would do anything for my queen
4.
I am trapped and I can't get out. I can't get out of this house. This man is a prison and I am in him! This man is a disease And I have been him! Free the Beast! His soul stinks like cheap perfume and bad wine His tongue is blistered from lying all the time But his stomach acid's melting Every bar upon my cage And his heart is hibernating Like he's a living ice age. I will get out of here soon.... I'm so excited.... I'm in your house I'm in your mouth I'm in your thighs I'm coming out I'm in your skies I'm in your lines I'm in your mouth Now spit me out I'm up your sleeves I'm in your trees I'm on your ship Now ship me out I'm in your mind I eat your time I'm in your eyes Now shut me out. Free the Beast!
5.
I fell in love with the captain's daughter But she was in love with the ocean water I don't know what to do Now I can't live without her I just don't know what to do about her. She's out there now Building castles on the beach I'd fight the ocean But the ocean would take me. She told me once that underwater's Where she learned to breathe I wrote it down Every word she ever said to me. I have a book Of all her secrets that I keep She's always in the shallow end But she says that she prefers the deep She never will be mine Her father never will pay me a dime But I'm having a wonderful time! It's a beautiful world She's a beautiful girl I'm having a wonderful time.
6.
I'm on a white elevator going up Watching people through the glass Someday I'll hit the top And I'll be home at last. All these public places make me very nervous. Never planned on falling in love. Never done anything on purpose. Is the future warm Or is the future cold? Will we do what we want Or will we do what we're told? Will the world end in a minute Or will it end in a day? I look around and realize: This is not a robot, this is only me This is not an elevator It is only a tree
7.
You can't see the roots From the top of the tree You can't call yourself a root If you don't sprout any leaves You can't plant a garden Without pulling some weeds All your birds will die If you aren't dropping any seeds And you call yourself a root! The audacity! What have you done? What have you grown? You're just standing In a potter's field all alone Oak for skin and willow for bones Worms for neighbors And dirt for a home.
8.
Rainwater 02:50
I'll be on my way home When the rainwater comes I'll be passing by all the light I'll be eating guitars, my darling, I'll be drinking drums By the time the raindrops turn white If you'll have me for a night Then you've got me for life You don't want to be my girlfriend But you're gonna be my wife. There is frost upon your fingertips. She walks up barefoot And finds me smoking out my ride She tells me I'ma freeze to death And I should come inside But inside, sometimes, It's colder when she cries Every time I kill those Shiny anime lights inside her eyes Do plants still grow when they're dead? Is this all in my head? I never think of who I am. I only think of who I'm not A.M. Creep-Out is already gone, my darling. I guess I'm all you've got. If you'll have me for a night Then you've got me for life You don't want to be my girlfriend But you're gonna be my wife If you’re gonna plant a garden Then you’d better do it right. There is frost upon your fingertips.
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10.
DIALECT TRANSLATOR ACTIVATED. *Ahem!* "Attention, people of the planet Earth! We are regretfully here to inform you That your governments have not complied With our requests To hand over your ocean water, Which we require To fuel our Warships o' Death. There are no offers We are willing to take. There are no excuses You will be able to make. We are a merciless and violent race And we have come in our pods, In the names of our gods, to ATTACK! DESTROY! ENSLAVE! ENJOY!" Why'd I get out of bed today? Sleeping's what's been keeping All my enemies at bay It's getting hard to stay awake. In my dreams there are no foreign legions Tearing up my holy land It's just me and Jesus, John Lennon and my Plutonium Queen And we're all holding hands. Our odds are about a million to one They come from a planet with fifteen suns They've got a thousand bombs For every one of our guns, but.... I'll show you what you made When you dropped them bombs on my brigade! I don't have as many weapons yet But I'm thinkin' 'bout an upgrade.... <LEVEL UP> "ATTACK! DESTROY! ENSLAVE! ENJOY!”
11.
California 02:02
California's on fire. California's on fire! Didn't you know? My God. Didn't you know?!? It's horrible! ...My God! I will come and rescue you! Come back home, baby Come back home to me I need to be with you You know I need to be with you! I'll burn it all for you I'll burn it all down for you You know I would never leave you, baby. So come back home, baby! Come back home to me! I'm camping out now on your balcony I'm never leaving now I guess you're stuck with me I will come and rescue you, baby I'm a superhero, baby. That's I'm supposed to do. But only if you want me to.
12.
It always floods when you leave town The streets turn into rivers And the people start to drown I climb trees and catch dew drops on my tongue You choose a train wreck or a plane wreck, I choose a laser gun A roof over my head won't keep it out The roof over my head is coming down Hours of showers of incredible sound Thousands of flowers grew out of the ground Now your room smells like Chrysanthemums Like the foreign land you're coming from When you return the sun will hum Lasers and fire will make us one The walls of your palace Are covered in vines There are no signs of life The stairs collapsed, So I scale the balcony I'd eat the stars But those are not stars to me I'd stab the clouds But they're still too far from me I'd pay your rent But it is not rent to me. I'd wreck your plane, But I can not let you leave.
13.
The Duel 03:47
Leave your husband. Come with me. Leave your husband and come with me. He is so cruel to you. I will treat you right. I will treat you right. Bring your blanket Bring a pillow in the car Because we're going far, far away We will leave in the middle of the night. He's going to come after us. He's going to come after us But I will be ready for him. Don't worry your pretty head. Light a candle Play your favorite album And go to your motel bed. I will be in the parking lot. You're going to hear two shots One will make contact and one will not. You're in love with a ghost You love too much, you know. You fall in love too easy.
14.
Snakecharmer 03:43
With a face like that You could charm snakes With clothes like those You could travel space I think I'm in love. No, I know I'm in love. If you could only see us now! If you could only believe us now! There are snakes coming 'round The snakes chant: “We are hypnotized by the sound Of the birds in her mouth! The butterflies in her hair! By the bees in her hands And the wolves that she wears!” I know I've never had The best self-control I blame it on a weak heart. I blame it on a weak soul. I blame it on my baby, on her maybes, On her giving me rabies And keeping me on my knees, knees, knees. I know I've never been able To do what I'm told. I'm never gonna grow up. I'm never gonna get old. I wanna be your remote control. I'm gonna be huge, honey. I’m gonna be gold, gold, gold. I’m dying for you.
15.
When we were young Our teachers told us, “There are holes that eat stars!” My God will not forsake me. “They can even eat planets, They can eat everything you are!” My God will not forsake me. When we were young our parents told us, "Don't leave the house after dark!" My God will not forsake me. "The monsters aren't under your bed, They're in the yard." "Never trust your friend While there's a needle in her arm." I'm watching oceans of sin Pour from you into him. I carved a box where you can live In the middle of my ribs. You can reach it like a treehouse. You can climb there from my limbs. Black holes! Black holes! There really are black holes! She looked into my eyes and said They are black holes! Well, then hers are stars And stars are gold For those kinds of riches, I would do what i'm told. Bullies and whores! Bullies and whores! All the girls I've fallen for Are bullies and whores! Cuts on their lips And bruises on their thighs! Silver tears on their cheeks From their big gold eyes! It will be different this time. Love, where'd you go? When you coming home? Love, where'd you go When you didn't come home? I try my best to grow up, but I don't. I try to be a friend, but I'm alone. I want to marry everyone that I know And have a service in the snow. My God will not forsake me. When I was young my teacher told me That i have an old soul. When she said it, she looked me Straight in the black hole. When she said it My heart turned into coal. My God will not forsake me. When I was young my Father said, "Don't put bullets into peoples' heads. Never take in a stray dog. Never hold a meeting in the fog. Don't climb into a stranger's bed." Black holes! Black holes! Do you believe in black holes? There is something out there. Warp speed. Mach 3. I am going in. I can see my future, endless and black. Hum for me, Love, I am going in. Holy, Holy…
16.
The Swamp 03:34
You would be a legend in the swamp. You would be gold, honey. You would hit the top. You would dine With the gators and the ghosts. You would live on avocado soda pop. You wonder what to make, You make the most You slither like a snake When the others aren't awake, But I know. What's the matter? What's wrong? Wassup? Got an adder in your chutes & ladders? Be a human, know the rules, get up Stop your crying, it's a long long ride Gravel roads, getting stoned Just a bag o' bones Rotten then ripe Then growing from a vine I've seen it happen a million times But not a single person can explain Why: Why I breathe in just like a tree But I breathe out just like a factory Why the only time I dance Is when I'm on my knees Begging, "Please! Just guard your sheep!" But lightning is the answer I receive. It burns the sky so splendidly Almost breaks the world in half, The bass is so heavy It reads the Word right into me, Like a gospel carved into a tree Now I know it's time for the end Of our sweet dreams And our blasphemies. Every boss I ever got to In every single game Always beat me at least once. Pluck it from a vine, Try again tomorrow. Go to sleep now, baby You're too old for lullabies And you're too old for fairy tales But you're too young, Much too young to die. Don't be afraid, Just hold my hand We're leaving this swamp. I'm taking you to a palace in the sky. What's the matter? What's wrong? Wassup? Got an adder in your chutes & ladders? Be a human, know the rules, get up Stop your crying, it's a long long ride We'll watch the oceans turn black With our seats laid back. We now present the counter-attack With our systems up and our systems on With our missiles aimed And our shields gone We will burn it all down, Burn it to the ground, Burn it all to nothing But dust and bones! God knows what planet Your friends are on, son, You've gotten so far from home!
17.
Final Boss 02:38
...I've been trying for months to take you out. The time has come Now let the beast out All the warships take off All the birds fly south All the leaves on the trees Pull their praises from my mouth. Now let's go! Go! Go! To the end of me! Go! Go! Go! Pulled to pieces by the enemy! Go! Go! Go! I turn my back But the war is in front of me, go! Go! Go! Go! To the end of me! Go! Go! Go!
18.
Game Over 01:02
19.
Never trust a lizard; He will only take your princess And tie her to a treacherous bridge. You will be forced into battle, Be it on your feet, or your knees. There are no reset buttons. There are no extra lives. There is no way To reassure our broken-hearted wives. We may never be coming home. I'd better radio in. “Roger Wilco, This is Yum-Yum Number One. Yyyeeeeaahhh, I kinda crashed-ish On another planet And I don't know know where I am. Could you please come and get me? I'm really sorry. It won't happen again.”

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released April 30, 2011

All songs written and recorded by Nathan Photos.
Album cover by Larisa Tran.

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