"Attention, people of the planet Earth!
We are regretfully here to inform you
That your governments have not complied
With our requests
To hand over your ocean water,
Which we require
To fuel our Warships o' Death.
There are no offers
We are willing to take.
There are no excuses
You will be able to make.
We are a merciless and violent race
And we have come in our pods,
In the names of our gods,
to ATTACK! DESTROY! ENSLAVE! ENJOY!"
Why'd I get out of bed today?
Sleeping's what's been keeping
All my enemies at bay
It's getting hard to stay awake.
In my dreams there are no foreign legions
Tearing up my holy land
It's just me and Jesus,
John Lennon and my Plutonium Queen
And we're all holding hands.
Our odds are about a million to one
They come from a planet with fifteen suns
They've got a thousand bombs
For every one of our guns, but....
I'll show you what you made
When you dropped them bombs on my brigade!
I don't have as many weapons yet
But I'm thinkin' 'bout an upgrade....
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